MBMBaM 228: Sex Draculas

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

You can't afford this Nana. I'm sorry - it's just way out of your price range. But with patience, hard work and a little luck, we can turn this busted Nana into the Nana of your dreams! Believe in the brothers. Suggested talking points: Star Wars Watch, Time Travel Comedian, TP Thief, Nana Property Brothers, The Truth About Birds and Snakes, Private Selfies, Vamp Fiction Vamping

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era at Star Wars Watch 2014.
0:50.2	I'm Justin McElroy, your oldest brother and most seasoned Jedi master.
0:57.0	I'm Travis McElroy, your most medicalorian brother.
1:00.4	And I'm baby grito. Look at me go doing some crime. Everybody hopping around my spaceship.
1:07.7	I think the bit, Griffin's already touched on it, but we all have just watched the Star Wars trailer,
1:17.2	the teaser trailer, and I think the biggest surprise is the baby versions of so many of the characters.
1:24.2	Yeah. So many characters are baby words. Which is weird because it's not a prequel, is it?
1:28.8	But Griffin, is it weird? Because if you think about it, it is related to the hints and studios, the Muppets.
1:35.5	That's Muppet Baby, Star Wars Baby.
1:38.4	Shit, shit, shit. And also Rodions, Agent Reverse.
1:42.3	Exactly.
1:43.2	Did I ever tell you the story about when I was showing off to my then girlfriend who would later become my wife, Rachel,
1:49.3	about all my Star Wars knowledge? And I was telling her all about Trans-Dotions and Wookie Bo-Casters.
1:56.0	And then she asked me when her birthday was and I got it, I was off by a day. I got that one wrong.
2:01.2	I'm a pile of garbage.
2:08.4	That's the other big surprise, that big pile of garbage.
2:11.3	Yeah.
2:11.6	Sent to a pile of garbage from the trailer was something that really surprised me,
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