MBMBaM 230: Chipocalypse

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2014

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Next week, we'll be doing our live Candlenights spectacular from our hometown of Huntington, WV -- our cleanest episode of the year. That means this episode, we're getting real dirty, which is uncomfortable for all of us, especially for special guestspert Bill Corbett. Suggested talking points: Candlenights Countdown, Forbidden Attic, Return of the Cod, Mystery Glove, Potato Extinction, Hank Safari, Riff Career, Foreign Billy Joel, Threadbare Garbage Clothes

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:44.1	We've got 10 more candle lights today, so candle lights are covered night suite candle nights.
0:58.1	A lot of people seem to be asking when it starts and when it stops.
1:03.6	They're obviously more than one day involving candle nights. Can you guys offer any insight, by the way?
1:08.1	This is my brother, brother, my brother, me and my brother. I'm just some, that's Travis and Griffin.
1:11.6	Hi, I think that the beauty of candle nights is that it starts when you feel like it ends when you don't feel like it anymore.
1:21.0	The way that I track candle nights, and it's an allusive beast, is with my handy candle lights
1:27.3	advent calendar, which oh, I need to actually pop up in the current day on them. Let me give it just, sorry, once I...
1:34.3	There's another condom. This is like the 22nd wine.
1:40.8	This is candle lights. This is our candle light show. We'll be recording that live in Huntington West, Virginia.
1:47.2	You can tell the difference. You can tell the difference.
1:49.8	It's from a fucking cousin this one. That's one week away. Let's talk to Caldebole.
1:54.8	Sweet little bopal. By the time you're listening to this, you want to come out, come down to Huntington.
1:59.6	There's some tickets left. Go to bit.ly4touchcandlemightslive. Come on out.
2:04.0	It's going to be a real special time. Everybody's going to be there. Literally everybody.
2:07.4	Oh, Jay Simpson. Oh, Jay Simpson. That was the first one.
2:11.6	That was the first name. Yeah, but oh, Jay Simpson too.
2:15.8	What's wrong with me that that was like my pole.
2:19.2	You're broken inside. I think I might be broken.
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