The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your baby brother, Griffin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

And joining us today, this is very exciting, very special guest.

Beloved J-pop hologram pop star, Hatsune Miku. I'm Hatsune Miku.

Hatsune Miku, thank you for being here. I feel like your holographic nature is maybe lost,

based on the nature of our visual medium. But can you in fact confirm for us that you are

projected light specter? I am, I am being projected on what in the whole shit.

Um, Griffin. It's me, Hatsune Miku.

Griffin, fresh from my performance on the David Letterman program. So happy to be here.

Is this your speed? Okay, I've only heard your Vocaloid singing performances. Is this just your

speaking voice? Can you confirm that for me, hologram now? Yes, this is, uh, this is how I talk.

And this is how I sing. Griffin, can I, can I talk with you over here for a little bit?

Yes, uh, go ahead about your business. Hatsune, you sit down. I made you some oolong,

that you just absolutely can't enjoy because you're all light. I'm going to have a sidebar with

my brother here. What's up, Trapp? Uh, Griffin, what the fuck is going on? Oh, Hatsune Miku.

I miss, I miss one pre-production meeting. Uh, you miss one very important momentous episode

of the David Letterman late night television program. And you're just, you don't have any cultural

touchstones anymore. Hatsune, I am so sorry to bother you. I don't know how you're drinking that,

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