MBMBaM 216: Under the Crust

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2014

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Get ready for a master class in sports acumen and real-life football cheat codes with your Sunday Night Buddies, the McElroy brothers!!! Suggested talking points: EGOFFT, Work Cuss, Extreme Braces, Minkus Maintenance, James Johnson's, Hot and/or Ready, Moan Tactics

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:47.6	Are you ready for some pocket ass about fantasy football? My name is Justin Maca-Roy and I got
0:56.0	Travis and Griffin and we're ready to get some football. Make sure the laces are out like in
1:02.7	this venture. Cause it's time to talk. That's your touchstone. That's your athletic touchstone.
1:09.3	It's amazing that we got Miranda Lambert to write that song for. Yeah. Fantasy football time is
1:13.9	here again. The greatest time of the year. All your Sunday night buddies are back.
1:19.6	Randy Moss, Brad Pennington, Johnny United Perry, Sarton Slaughter, the orc one from mutant football league.
1:29.1	How does everybody like their fantasy chances this year? We are again in our dad's league protective
1:34.4	cup of soup. My team touchdowns and Abby is back again with the director count as leading the team
1:43.4	to victory. My team deflying Miranda, we got the second place last year and I feel pretty good.
1:51.2	I feel pretty good about my chances if everybody doesn't blow it. I mean, I won last year's league
1:58.1	with my team grid iron and wine. A replacement name for the Mario Lopez dispenser because I wanted
2:05.7	something football in there. But how do I feel about my chances? Poor. Very poor. I did a great draft,
2:12.7	but I mean, I don't think God's gonna let me win this one twice. You know what I mean?
2:17.5	He's very malevolent. He's a vengeful football God. I mean, I'm in three leagues this year.
2:24.2	No. It's far too many. What's your, what's your, do you roll, do you start a league?
2:28.4	Griffin, are you, Travis, are you the commission? I am. I am on a league. I am the half the half-assed league
2:34.3	because I started the league and then forgot to get any players. So I filled a 12 person league in one day.
2:41.4	So tell me this because you told me the contents, the constituent makeup of this league. And it
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