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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 215: Glass Shark

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2014

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We're back! And better than ever! Arguably. Well, okay; we're batting about average. Well, maybe Justin's a little rusty, and Griffin's a bit down, and maybe Travis recorded using an old-timey gramophone. But still - we're back! Suggested talking points: Dad Goofs, Movie Jelly, Munchables, That Dark Water, Sexting While Driving, The Winning Powerball Numbers

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:44.1

Well, howdy everybody. Welcome to my brother and brother, and me. It's an advice show for the modern

0:51.2

era. We're just pleased as a bunch to have you here. I am Justin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy.

1:00.6

I'm Griffin McElroy. I think I know what's going on. It is so great to have you guys on the show

1:07.5

just to be doing this podcast with you. I'm feeling feeling pretty fine. Oh, God, Justin's binding me.

1:17.0

I'm just doing just a standing tomb. Fire then frogs here split four ways.

1:22.0

Sanded down too. I should sand them right down. I just flew in from downstairs and boy,

1:27.4

am I? Well, you know how that old chest. Oh, I see. You've got the day on record. I'm just a father.

1:34.1

I come at comedy from my own unique perspective colored by my life with my wife and my beautiful

1:41.2

baby doll. I'm just a wear, dad, because Justin asked his fellow workness into me. Vsavvy fluid

1:47.1

transaction. Boy, what's on the docket today? I hope we can try to keep it. We're probably talking about

1:54.0

Dicks, Dicks and Ball. Oh, that seems like old version of my brother and my brother and me. I'm not sure

2:01.5

uh, do you want to talk about the catch? Oh, that that would be better. I think we could probably split

2:07.9

the difference in land somewhere. No, we could probably land somewhere in the billing vault territory.

2:13.9

Oh, okay. Yeah. You guys easily get just a little colorful from time to time. But at the end of the day,

2:18.4

you know, you're going to get off this roller coaster. You're going to have all your limbs attached.

2:22.4

You know what I mean? My brother, my brother, me is just about three guys shooting the shoot

2:28.2

and talking about what grinds their gears. You're going to laugh a little. You're going to learn a

2:33.6

little and you're going to learn a lot. My brother, my brother, me gives its own unique

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