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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 197: Number the Veins

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2014

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Do you know how much we love you? We love you enough to get interested in what you're interested in, assuming that you're interested in Applebee's gift cards, because that's really about as far as we're willing to go. Suggested talking points: Game of Grindage, Applebee's Double Dip, Cat Abs, Doublet Survival, Dirty Story Boys Co., Boss Buds, Fjorrest Gump

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:44.5

Hello everybody, and welcome to another My Brother Me, an advice show from the modern era.

0:49.7

I don't know why I decided to scout the title.

0:51.7

Maybe not a little.

0:53.7

But no, no, no, no.

0:56.1

No, you're the same with the young.

0:58.4

Justin McElroy, this brother.

0:59.7

I'm Travis McElroy, your middle is brother.

1:01.6

I'm your babyest baby brother, Griffin.

1:04.4

You know that he's actually saying words in in rusted roots, Simmy, on my way.

1:09.4

He's saying words.

1:10.3

I know the word.

1:10.9

I know the word.

1:11.5

It's not I think scat on purpose.

1:14.2

I used to think is nobody safe, nobody on.

1:17.2

It's not that.

1:17.9

That is 100 percent.

1:18.9

Guys, I guess I'm less, I'm less of the baby now, aren't I?

1:22.5

I'm less of a baby.

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