The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother brother, I'm your older brother Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy. I'm your baby-baby girfriend McElroy.

April showers have brought May flora. We are recording the four Mays, sir. There's no way

that you know about the relative flora- flora-ality. I'm already, my flowers have already come in.

I got some Easter lilies that have done popped off, but then they're not May flowers. You fucking liar.

Yeah, April, April, the show has done, brought April flowers again.

Twice. I guess. You don't know there could be a solar flare tomorrow. It kills everything on earth.

Like in that movie, next, please don't say things like that, Griffin, you know how prone I am

to panic like that. Please don't put also in my, my sphere of consciousness, the possibility of

solar flare activity. April showers bring April flowers and May brings a total global extinction event.

Like in the movie, next. Or an extinction level event like on the Buster Rhymes album.

Which one? Yes. Extinction level event is the name of that one. Not familiar. Man, I hope I got that.

I do not make many rap references and I did not. Yes, correct. I did nail that one.

I know look shot from Justin McGrawy, nothing but net.

I know Wikipedia should listen for no knowledge of what the fuck he's talking about shot.

I sunk it. I sunk it and I'm gonna live with that forever. Never forget that one time.

I made that Buster reference and everybody loves it. Is there really nothing we can talk about in

the news that's like, I mean, there's a husk in the sky. Yeah, that'll be a real goof starter,

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