The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everyone, welcome to my brother, my brother, me and his brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your baby, a brother, Grypha McElroy.

The countdown is on, in just seven days. What's in seven?

What? What? 20. Oh, I get it. Like the weed number. Countdown to weed,

how it'll be nice when everyone's finally allowed to have some weed for once. Is it bad that 420

this year falls on the Sunday? Is that cool? No, it's also Easter. Not only off Sunday. Like the

sun, it's the Sunday. It's the most Sunday-ass Sunday there is Easter Sunday. It's a very Sunday,

Sunday. I think you would feel bad about blazing it. Yeah, what if you saw the Easter money?

And when he came down to your chimney, he was like, are you gonna blaze one? Because it's 420 and he was

like, and you were like, yeah, I am. And then he took off the Easter money head and he was

willing, Nelson. The whole time. That motherfucker loves eggs. I haven't weeded ever, dad stopped

listening. In a long time I haven't had weed. But when I did, I used to make things out of starbursts.

Yeah, I used to. You could smush them together. And there's a picture on Facebook a long time ago,

I may have removed it at this point of me and I made a horse out of starbursts. Yes, that

infactuation began a long, long time ago. And then I'm just sort of putting my mouth over it

as it stands triumphantly on a table and I'm a party on that. So I think about this convergence

of like a day of the year where starbursts are deployed in massive numbers. And then also

you get to chief on some gang of dank on the side. If you think about it, I mean, it really is a

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