MBMBaM 195: Bod God

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We know you're probably plum tuckered after the harrowing events of last night's Wrestlemania, which we can all agree was some full-blown BS. As you lick your Brock Lesnar-borne wounds (gross, don't do that), come relax to the chill vibes of our advisings. Suggested talking points: Efficient Void, Peter and the B.O., House of Carby's, Doorholders, Joel Jams, Tween Arms Race, Bad Dino, Self-Satisfaction

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, and welcome to my brother and brother me an advice show for the modern era. I am your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
0:50.0	I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet, innocent,
0:54.3	virtual baby, Griffin McElroy. Griffin, it sounds like you've been having kind of rough
0:58.6	morning in our pre-show. I don't really want to talk about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's wrong?
1:03.9	What's wrong? I just want to see what's wrong. I just want to check on you. It's concerned. This is
1:07.7	the sound of concern. This isn't for the show. Oh, we'll cut this out. I mean, I'll definitely cut this out.
1:13.0	As long as we're picking in confidence, I mean, I do edit the show, so I do have final agency, I guess,
1:17.1	over the content of the show, but if you boys must know, I'm feeling a little bit of the, you'll
1:22.3	nip of the gypsy hooch here. Substance abuse is tearing our show apart. It's not substance. It's not
1:32.8	substance. Like, here's my problem. Here's my problem. This is, and you're seeing a pattern
1:38.4	develop really. It's just two, two Saturday recordings in a row. It is Sunday. Not great Sunday. Not
1:45.6	like super good, Griffin. Two Sunday recordings in a row where it's two birthday parties.
1:52.0	Day after birthday parties. My problem is when I get in a birthday party atmosphere. You eat all
1:57.2	the cake. That's it. You're kidding. But like, once I have like three or four-bud light lines in
2:04.1	me, it's like cake patrol. I have a quote for you, Griffin. Seems like there's a birthday party
2:12.3	every weekend. Jimmy Hendricks. Okay. That's all. I'm a fuck a little, a love cake. Think about it.
2:21.4	That's my problem. I eat and I eat. I eat because I don't have that part in my brain. It's like,
2:27.0	you already had a dinner. You don't need to have a second dinner. I don't think. Anyway, I'm glad
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