The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hi everybody, welcome my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest

brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. And I'm the baby, baby, baby,

baby, Griffin McElroy. We are, you have reached us here at Prank HQ.

Tomorrow is April fullstay, as you know, assuming you're listening to some Monday,

and we are prepping for the biggest prank of the year. Before we came in to start recording,

we were at the lobby before we came into the studio. Griffin told me he had the best, the biggest

idea for a prank to pull on anybody ever in the history of prankdom. He said it was going to

make the mayor's of prankton is what he said. And I said, wait, hold that thought. Don't tell me

the prank plan now we're in the lobby, wait to learn from the MIC's. So Griffin, now that we have

retired to the recording studio, we are in front of the MIC's, the show started. I'm laying on our

shades lounges. We're laying out for me, Griffin, prank of all the time.

Centurally that I came just to let everyone know to reiterate that I definitely came up with a

head of time. And then I like informed Justin to set up this intro so that I would just come out

and say what the prank was that I invented ahead of time before we started recording. I feel like

I've contextualized. I read, stalled. Maybe let's say this thing. Is this like one of those things

we're just just saying this? And that didn't really happen. And it's just like a fun way to see

how Griffin reacts in this situation where like he is the lobster he's just been thrown into the

boiling water. Can he escape from the trap or is this not a trap at all? Did he mean to get his

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