The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

Majin era. I am your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your minimalist brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your babyest thought thinker social guru, baby brother Griffith McElroy.

Griffith this week is at the SouthX SouthW Festival. Sixth was. Sixth was.

We just asked by S West. It's exactly sure. No, it is a festival that was created by a race

of alien locusts people. And so it's the proper pronunciation. And not a lot of people get this,

not a lot of the tech thought thinker gurus here get that it's actually pronounced.

I got a quick question. When people refer to themselves as thought thinker gurus,

are they expelled from the conference? They are admitted. That's actually when you pick up

your badge, they say we got to take a profile pick for our social site and then you take a profile

pick for the social site. And then they say what's your position? You say I'm a writer for a

video game website and they go, oh close but no cigar. Oh no, no, I'm shit. Sorry, I'm a thought

thinker guru. They're like okay, come on in. Come on in. They're just disrupt this shit.

It promised me this week, Griffin, when you get the first with the worst job title on their

business card, something along the lines of social media professor or ninja of tweets.

Master's Twitter food. Master of Twitter food. You take the card and then while they look on

in horror, you just slowly eat it. Never breaking eye contact with them. And then ask for a second.

Then ask. The problem is that a lot of these business cards aren't actually business cards.

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