The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Who's that at the door? Can I guess? Can I raise your guess?

Raise your guess, guys. Is it the maximum fun tax collector?

It's the tax man. He's here at the door and the time has come, the bill is due.

You've had a lot of fun over the past year, and now it's time to pay the party for you.

The party for you. The Pony. The Pony. The Pony Deaders prison.

My name is Justin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy. My name is Griffin McElroy. I'll eat the

fingernails off your fingers if you don't donate. That's how I do my, that's like my form of,

that's like my former like Mafia torture, I guess. I don't know. Let me say that this is my brother,

remember the main advice show for the modern era? And this week is Max Fun Drive, and that means

my advice is that the bill is due. It's not really a advice is which is it is a threat. Guys,

for real though, I love doing these drives because like it's crazy that people support us in this

way. But the more years that passed, I start to feel like guilty because like I can't believe how

much support we've gotten in past years. You know what I mean? Like I feel like we're sort of,

sort of pushing it to continue asking for support, but it really does help us and the network

grow in pretty significant ways. It doesn't help us. It gets us money. Don't you want us to have

money? Don't you like us? Aren't we your friends? Won't you give your friends some money if they

needed it? Money is good to have for the things to do. Here's the way I look at it. This

the Max Fun Drive is not about getting money from our friends as much as I would like it to be.

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