The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, we're in an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother,

Travis McElroy. I'm your baby-est baby brother, Griffin McElroy. Look at all the stars.

Look at the stars. Look at the stars and the red carpet.

And fast this year, the red carpet's in destined.

Come on, Dan, Dan, Dan, to be asked in. Sorry, be asked in. Askers 2014 edition. Boy.

Boy, uh, yeah, so it's Oscars time for the awards. Movies, let's celebrate them.

Come on, movies end their makers and the people who do them. I feel these dream weavers,

these dream weavers, magic makers, warlocks of celluloid. No one knows how movies are made.

Squish it. They press the actors press up against the celluloid in the positions that they

are supposed to be in and that's what a director does. How many of the Academy Award nominated

pictures have you guys seen and enjoyed? Okay, important real question. How many things is

Thor two nominated for? Because that was the only movie I saw in theaters this year. Wow,

that bumps me out to a huge degree. Listen, when you're talking about award shows,

you get into a lot of opinion. So I think in order to like make our way through this conversation,

we should start with just the facts. So like, for instance, I'll start with Gravity's the only

good movie that came out last year. Hachi machi. I don't say I don't. Was it better than Thor two?

It was a lit. It edged it out just barely. Oh, it was so close. Like go down the list to all

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