MBMBaM 189: Sex Toy Story

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2014

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hope you're having a great Monday, everyone! On the off chance that you aren't, we're here to boost your spirits with talk of inevitable death, Christmas shoes and then, for good measure, we ruin a Pixar classic. Suggested talking points: Louisiana State Senator Jacob Sweetwater, Fistnanny, A Fleshy Bop-It, 45 Beedrills, The Killing Tree, Glassesface, Scat Invitational, Griffin Considers the End

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	Hello and welcome to my brother and my brother and me.
0:47.6	A right-show for the Margin era, I'm your oldest brother, Kevin Spacey.
0:53.6	I'm your, I'm your middle-est brother. I got nothing.
0:57.7	I'm Louisiana on the state center of the Jacob Sweetwatt.
1:03.4	I'm your middle-est brother, I'm your middle-est brother.
1:12.6	Kevin, you're drifting into Cosby. Of course correct.
1:15.2	What, what an honor it is to have a Halloween season on the state center of the Jacob Sweetwatt.
1:23.2	Senator Jacob Sweetwatt on our program. You've been privy to some of the machinations of
1:29.6	a job machinations, son. What, what, what do you think is has changed about, you've always
1:37.5	been a senator for 30 years and, and you've seen, you know, some of the, the drama and I guess
1:45.6	intrigue that's taking place on Capitol Hill. I just say most folk and got the stomach
1:51.6	full of it. Yeah. I'm saying our countries and states being held by bunch of, what the spark is going on.
2:00.1	What is all of this? By bunch of pussy fingers. What is happening?
2:07.4	Man, Travis is good at improv. Something happens for 20 seconds he doesn't understand and he starts crying.
2:13.5	I don't know what you're actually crying. This is a good to say yes and then say no.
2:19.7	Help, help, help, I need an adult. I've never, I've seen, I've seen two episodes of House
2:26.8	Cards. I shouldn't say I've never seen it. All I remember. Oh God. S1 E4, S1 E8. I, I don't
2:36.5	remember anything about it. Didn't really leave a mark with me. I know people are all crazy
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