The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday, my brother, my brother and me.

Happy birthday to us. It's the birthday episode. November 8th was the day, or recording on November 10th,

but I guess it's all of our birthdays on November 8th. Today we are all birthdays.

You've got to do this every year. I think I'm over. Not just every year since we've been doing the

podcast, but every year since I was fucking born, and I'm sorry. I don't know if you guys know how

fucking baby gestation works with that. It was out of my control. Forgive me if I've

mentioned this before, but Garvin, have you looked into legally changing your birthday?

You know, it's funny to bring that out because Jay-Z, I think just did that. Jay-Z did a tweet

and a tweet last week where he was like, yeah, my birthday is on Tuesday, but guess what?

I'm having my party on Monday, so now my birthday is on Monday. I think if Jay-Z is a lot to do that,

I don't understand why I think it's ready. Excuse me. Travis is making a birthday cake for himself.

He's going to leave the podcast. That's what's sad about that. That's just a normal regular thing.

That's just a normal thing. People do. Just folks. Garvin, your birthday is April 17th.

That's what I'm saying. It's not like November 8th, we're all doing it. Garvin's time to come out.

I was like, no, I'm going to lamp in here for like six more months. I got a pretty good situation

up in here. I just set up my broadband internet access, so I'm going to chill in the womb.

I want to come out registered with social services. I want to come out with some knuckle hair.

87's going to be a way, way, way better year than 86. I'm just going to chill in here.

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