MBMBaM 174: Starbucks Castle Doctrine

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2013

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We're back! All three of us are back! We had a rough patch there, but don't worry -- your podcast flow isn't gonna be interrupted by any pesky wedding rituals for like, three weeks or so. Suggested talking points: Eatotron, The Ron Paul Extranet, Shoplifting, Tick Tock Barber Shop, Guy Fieri's Rat Fans, Herald Lover, Stealing Channing Tatum

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:44.5	The weather outside is frightful. Merry Christmas everyone. It's 81 degrees outside of my house right now.
0:50.8	It's 81 degrees. It's going to be a warm Christmas at the McElroy household by that I mean
0:56.5	Griffith McElroy. I guess that's kind of frightful when you think about like the earth and the
1:00.6	fate of the world and its peoples. Christmas time has sprung because Halloween's over. So we're
1:06.8	full bloom Christmas season. I got my scrooge graphic t-shirt on, which I wear every holiday season.
1:17.6	Frosty mug of cocoa. I actually literally just drank some hot cocoa. Well hey kids, I'm Tom
1:25.0	Turkey. Let me teach you a little lesson about why things given deserves a chance. Tom Turkey,
1:31.7	you had your fucking time in late August and you fucking blew it because you slept through it.
1:37.6	I was on vacation. Yeah, I know you were, but you. I'm full of trip to fan.
1:44.6	What we should do is we should start celebrating American Thanksgiving during Canadian Thanksgiving,
1:50.1	which is in October, pre-Halloween and just get it out of the way. Listen, okay straight up though,
1:55.7	it's an arbitrary day anyways for Thanksgiving. Like it changes every year and it just, does it really
2:02.4	matter when I just make it like, no March. No, no, I mean we should, we should set a lot of fucking
2:08.0	date on this fucking thing. Okay, September 17th. No, it's the 23rd. The 23rd I feel like is a good
2:14.4	average Thanksgiving day and it's not like when the pilgrims and the Native Americans had their first
2:20.0	sit down, their first Calabbo. It's not like that shit happened on like a set Thursday. It was a
2:28.0	day, you know what I mean? It was the 23rd I think. It's not like the birth of our Lord and say,
2:32.8	we're Jesus Christ, we're having December 25th at 638 p.m. Yeah, it would be like if we celebrate
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