The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

I still think you guys have a master that says. Welcome to 2013 Thor Watch 2013.

I'm like 2013, 2013, get your camera and start pounding us.

One of my brothers and my brother me is a score watch.

Thor Watch 2013, I'm just a Thor McElroy.

I'm Thoravis McElroy.

I'm just plain authoric. There's not a lot of excitement in the air this time around.

I feel like as much as there was the last Thor Watch, so I think that the three of us should just

keep it low key. Well, Griffin, I don't know what movie theaters you've been sitting in the lobby

of, but at my local movie theater, as I sit there and I listen and people are talking about Thor.

Yeah, Justin, I've been really talking about that. We've had complaints and we would like it if

you would just stop sitting in movie theater lobbies for hours on end. Just yelling.

Thor anybody? Anybody for Thor?

Like are you giving out? I should stop standing by the roof and clucking my tongue

disapprovingly every time someone purchases a ticket for gravity or any other film that isn't Thor.

The Dark World. You should also stop breaking into the projection rooms and killing

projectionists and replacing all of the movies in the theater with Thor. Thor, too, and Thor classic.

I just love Thor. I know, but that's murder is what you're doing.

I know it's a lonely life that a projectionist leads and they don't have anybody that will miss them.

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