The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there

will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everyone out there in podcast, the podcast nation, the my brother, my brother,

me nation, the desolate barren, the whole place land. Absolutely. It left you out in the cold,

you're freezing, you're cold, and you're cold. We have we're back sort of with some solace from

the cold a bit of warmth. It's a best of. It's super fucking cold out there. It's really cold.

Hopefully, this is enough to get you through though. We've gone through. Cut us open. Cut up. Cut open our comedy

bellies and climb in. Crawl inside us. Move you and a friend inside our bellies. There's room for two.

We went through our 14th through 30th episodes to glean one hour of solid material. That primo

shit came in 14 through 30. I don't know if you guys remember it, but we were on top of our god damn

games for like three weeks. Lot of laughs, a lot of great times, a lot of chuckles and shortles and

chunks. And so enjoy that now and we'll be back with you in just a second. You'll know if the

human centipedes ever real because you'll see me about six feet away jerking it so right.

You haven't got to get your human centipede right? You want swagger? There's one way to have

swagger is to walk on all fours with two human beings suspended by your mouth and bubble.

You walk into a club with anything less than six legs. Your sexy is not right.

You've got to get your leg count right. It's so it's so important to have your sit and then ask

you to turn on jitterbug. People will never see that coming. I have a regiment I call GTL

NCS and it's a Jim Tan laundry new centipede segment where I cut off the back my back quarters.

Sure and I find a new person to sew to my butt hole. Right, well I refer to that as pruning.

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