The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hi everybody, I'm Justin McElroy. I'm Travis McElroy.

I'm Ray Romano, because we're going to talk about married life, and I thought that it would be fun

if I was Ray Romano for a while. This is my brother, my brother, me, and to

the vice-show for the modern era. Travis, you've been married for almost exactly one week now.

Yeah, a little over a week actually. Just a touch over a week. How, how long? Is that a swifesne?

How was it, me, Ray? How was it? I spelled H-O-W-A-N. Ray? How was it? Ray Romano. I got kicked

over the house, so then Ray. This is my brother, the terminator. He think causes a lot of pain.

I did all the pain of butter, Ray. Can I say my name is actually Gryffind McElroy?

Because I'm worried about my brand. If I go a week without saying my actual name on the air,

then people will forget who I am. People might think that I am actually Ray Romano, and that would be

terrible for my brand. How's it married life treating you? How's it going? You know, it's nice to

eternally share my life with someone. It's been a fucking week. Why don't you hold back on

that eternally shit? Yeah, get to seven years, man. They're a little bit closer to eternity.

You know, in this day and age, a lot of couples make it that one week stretch.

Yeah, what is it? Like 50%. I, we goof. I think there was a Kardashian who actually didn't even cut it.

I don't think they cut my mom. It was actually a Kardashian. I believe it was one of the female

Kardashian. It's the, it's the Kardashian dawn was the dad of the family. They split up too.

They were married for a grip though. They were married for like 35 years. Did you guys want some

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