The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother and my brother, me. A very honored advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy. I'm your baby brother Griffin McElroy.

Gosh, could not. This is huge. I want to say, gosh, where to start. Thank you so much.

Welcome to new listeners, I guess, obviously. And thank you so much to Vince Gilligan,

William Vince Artwood. Vince Gundam. Thank you, creator of Breaking Bad, seeing my brother, my brother,

me referenced so many times. I counted 18, 18 discrete references to my brother. I mean, it started

innocuously enough. Like when Jesse was like, guys, I've got to, I listen to me beaver and

trunch is two friends. I don't want to listen to hardcore rap anymore. I've got a podcast that you

guys are going to love. And then there was just what seemed to be a 16 to 17 minute segment that

was just Jesse. Just a clip from our show, like beaver and trunch listening to our show.

And it was weird because it was basically just like Jesse staring expectantly at beaver and trunch

like going, yeah, you like it, right? Just wait, wait until they get the big stream.

They do this one bit about horses. They do this. They do these 1000 different bits about horses.

It was a weirdly tense scene, but not like a violent tense, but more like a awkward tense,

because nobody was laughing. But then it just sort of went on from there.

So my favorite part, I loved when Lamont Cranston's character, what's his name?

Lamont Cranston. Lamont Cranston. Well, Lamont Cranston was cooking up some of his meth,

and somebody tasted it. And they said, like, oh, this meth is sweeter than the goofs.

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