The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome, my brother. My brother, my brother, me and his wife show for the Majinara. I'm your

little brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your

baby-est pre-team brother, Griffin McElroy. Griffin McElroy fresh in the land of the rising sun.

That's true. With us here in America. Fresh outside. Why did he come back, you ask? Well,

this is an exciting time of year, not only am I currently enjoying my first salted caramel mocha

of the year. Sorry, Pumpkin Spice Latte. You served in my heart. You know what I like drinking

on both at the same time. Yeah, and then getting just the harshiest squirts.

You just drank a gallon of sugar milk. Is that good for you? Intestineally? It's not bad for me.

But the bigger news this year and boy, guys, I cannot tell you how exciting this all is.

Monster cereals are back. Of course, monster cereals are a sort of a Halloween time staple.

As uncomfortable as I am with Christmas creep, I'm really into Halloween creep. Because if you

think about it, if Halloween creep continued at infinitum, eventually life itself would just be a

nightmare horoscope. I think that was obsessed with death and morbidity and terror. Sure. It'll

be a full blown nightmare before Christmas for like everything is everything is all about those

spooks. But you know, I think it's I think this is a logical result of the Christmas creep, right?

Because Christmas is, Christmas is stretching into the middle of October now. So it's obviously like

by the time you get to Halloween, you are so into Christmas that you don't think about all the

spooky pumpkins and stuff. So Halloween as a natural result has to stretch back in like late,

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