The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the margin era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your baby, his baby brother, Griffin McElroy.

We spoke on this last week. I wanted to update everyone in our listening audience.

The fresher correction, retraction, and updates. No, no updates. Okay.

Start with an update. We spoke last week about unusual animal pairings and how they always start off

with negligence. I found this new one on CNN that I wanted to mention to you guys. Dallas Zoo

brings in puppy to calm down Cheetahs. No, no, no, can't it mean because the Cheetahs

chase the puppies and wear themselves out? They get so tired eating puppies. I'm gonna lay down

take a nap. Can you imagine that puppy? Are you sure this is? I've only been alive for like two

months. Are you sure this is cool? Because those look like giant cats, which I'm already not

so crazy about. Not like crazy about that whole genus. Listen, in this economy, I'm really happy

for the work. So thank you first and foremost, but hard out there for the contract. I'm looking

at the contract here and it says that there is a significant chance I'm going to be if I read this

correctly consumed consumed. That correct sale. Is this? I know I'm a puppy and my reading skills

not so great. So can you can you confirm or deny that this says the puppy will be consumed

guaranteed? So I'm sorry to that puppy. I am also sorry to and God, I can't this is this is

the website for CNN stubs the cat Alaska Town Mayor Maldby dog. God, they just can't they just

can't let can't let a cat get ahead can they? Like a Malcolm X Martin Luther King JFK government

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