The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Welcome, my brother, my brother, me and my show for the Majin era. We are celebrating this

Labor Day by marking our official entry into the into the podcasting union, and I'm your

oldest brother, Justin McElroy. And I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your baby brother, Griffin McElroy. We built this city!

Thank, thank, thank you. That's the theme song. If you remember Griffin, you had to change your name

legally to get into the podcast union, there's already Griffin McElroy. I'm Holly Woodgrip

and McElroy. It's a fucking crazy, like it's a crazy thing they make you do. They make you a

pin to your name. And the podcasting union, I'm sure you're all familiar with some of the bylaws,

but we're still going over them here. What are they? Well, I mean, I already touched on the one

where you'll have to sing like a bar from we built this city on Rock and Roll, because it's sort of

like, you know, like a togetherness thing, like we all the podcasters together, we built the city

of audio broadcasting online. Also, there's mandatory bathroom breaks every 10 minutes

in the recording, whether you need to or not. Yeah, and you have to force something out.

Yeah, someone accompanies you to the bathroom. I've got these like horrible gorilla grip marks

on my, I don't want to get blue, but on the shaft of my penis that it comes from like trying to

ring it out like some sort of mandarin orange. It's like trying to milk a thirsty cow. It's just

snow. Well, why would the cow do it? I don't think the cow has to be thirsty in order. No,

that's actually a podcast regulation that you have to make a weird metaphor.

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