The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Welcome my brother, my brother, and me, where we've just finished our yearly viewing of the VMAs.

We all gathered together. Hands up, hands up, met a question, who actually watched them, because I missed out.

I watched Lady Gaga's performance, which was haunting, and then I watched her second one that she

did with Robin Thick and God, she is a chameleon. You could barely even detect that that was her

both times. She was blending into his suits. Did you know that everyone in the audience is Lady Gaga,

they did it with computers? I heard a rumor that that first part was true, but that it wasn't computers.

She just did it. She just f**ked up. The gene is making itself known.

God, we were going to talk about Miley Cyrus, because it's all anyways.

I'm going to talk about it. I'm going to hit it from a different angle.

She was an embarrassment to Ferris.

Yeah. Miley Cyrus was? Yes. Was she wearing a first vint that it was about Ferris?

She was in a f**king like, had mouse ears on, and was wearing a mouse bathing suit,

and everybody was in these weird, almost like those teddy bear plastic toys you get out of like a

Gumball machine. We should mention Griffin has been in Germany for the past weeks.

Yeah. I think it's completely normal. Can I say something without? I imagine we have

German listeners. I don't want people to think I'm xenophobic, because I genuinely do love

traveling to Germany. This is my second time doing it for work. But the hotel we were staying at

had a TV station that was literally 24 hours Nazi documentary, like a old-timey like a

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