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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 164: Gaperboy

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2013

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

On this week's MBMBaM, Travis incepts a new mammal and we provide some unsolicited dancing tips. Also, we've been drinking, which we never do, but we did it this time, so you get to take that journey with us. Oh! Special guest question! Suggested talking points: A basement teddy bear that tries to kill you, Lil' Judge Lance Ito, wedding proposal must see like share subscribe with friends, Jeremy the Jackal, David Bowie's butthole, an EMP for boners.

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:44.1

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me and my show from the

0:47.5

Modrenera. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your maleous brother Travis McElroy.

0:53.2

I'm your sweetest baby brother, Griffin McElroy. And today we are celebrating the discovery of a new

1:02.5

mammalian. The launch. Can we call it today? It's the much anticipated release. You've seen the trailers,

1:09.9

and today we are finally ready to launch this is the street date. A lot of people have been asking,

1:17.8

what's this mammal going to do for me? Is he going to produce lots of sweet sweet locale gluten-free

1:24.1

milk that I can buy at the Whole Foods? Maybe. We haven't drank this bitch's milk yet.

1:29.1

Will he be Bluetooth compatible? So before the program, we were discussing different topics that we

1:35.0

could discuss in this opening segment. And I said there was a new mammal in the mix.

1:41.2

Griffin had heard about it. Travis hadn't at which point he insisted he didn't want to hear about it

1:46.0

because he wanted to guess. Now just to be clear, there's an undiscovered species of animal,

1:54.5

unknown to humanity. And Travis should be like an epidemiologist. Travis Cancer. Can you spit some

2:10.0

fire at us? Let's just, I'm going to start you with cancer and let's just see what you got. Let me

2:14.8

guess. Let me. Okay, hold on. I need one bit of information. Okay. Where was it discovered?

2:23.0

It was discovered in Ecuador, or Colombia. I think let me mention real quick before we say anything

2:29.3

else. This is a rare evening recording. And at least two thirds of the podcast have been

2:35.0

drinking. So it's going to be a good one. But just for some context there. Oh, that was one of us

2:40.4

just blew in our breath. That's the time that stands for funny. Please hand it to me. Record. You're

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