The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your baby brother, Griffin McElroy. I'm just flipping through the old, my brother,

my brother and me calendar. Every week it's a new picture of Robert Lozia.

Every week. It's the world's only week by week calendar. It's more like a novel.

This tells me nothing about our current chronological placement in the month or year,

but it is Thursday. I know for sure it's Thursday though.

That's what they say. Right now it's a picture of Robert Lozia in a backpack,

and he's giving a thumbs up, and he's on a skateboard, because that means it's back to school time

here in America. Is he wearing a little propeller hat? Is he carrying a Pacific Rim lunchbox?

He's got like one of the, like a, a castle cap. It's like best designer.

It's like a, you know, like a, like a cap, like a castle cap.

Well, just like, just like when you go for a job interview, you should always dress for one step higher

than you're going for. So just go ahead and dress like you're graduating college.

Yeah, on the first day. That's a few so a lot of people.

Back to school time is, can always be intimidating if you're a teen.

And we wanted to give you some advice, some unsolicited advice about how to make the most

of back to school time. I watched, I watched that documentary about going back to school,

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