The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother and me. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

Just jumped right into it, huh? I'm just getting right to it. I'm very excited.

I'm your baby brother, Griffin McElroy.

I'm Edward Snowden.

So many, so many problems.

I want to think, I want to think, my brother, my brother and me for granting me a shalom.

I have looked long and hard, and finally I found a new place to make a home.

No, not a lot of people know this, but Edward Snowden is the ghost of a Victorian era

manchstick girl, which is...

I am Hacker, my possessive mini secret.

Now, can I ask, is this actually you talking to us, or is this some sort of artificial intelligence subroutine

that you have programmed to make comedy jokes?

This, I have not finished my relocation. This is my asylum hologram.

I will be joining you soon in a shalom.

Can you tell us where your physical presence, your body, your form, your your ectoplasm?

Where is it at right now?

Absolutely not. I cannot grant you that. I do appreciate the podcast, a shalom,

but I unfortunately cannot divulge the specific denys that I am hiding under a table.

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