The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

He's a grand old fly, she's a high five, and a flag forever, and she waved over the land of the

free home of the brave. Welcome everybody to our fourth through July celebration.

I'm sorry, did you say home of the brave? He's like a super patriotic girl talk.

He's just like jamming together all the old all the old standards written by Francis Scott Key.

Is that who did it? Yeah. If these remix artists are so keen to save us time, like they're always

saying, let's mash up two pop tunes, you can listen to two at once. Shouldn't they have

at this point, should they have mashed up every holiday theme into like one super theme for each

holiday? I'm saying like one Christmas song that's like, Jingle bells, home for the holidays.

Maybe Jesus just hit all the high notes. Yeah. Right. See, what's funny is even after doing

this show for so long, I still have things to learn because I had no idea that DJs did remixes

for efficiency sake. Right. We're just trying to save us time. Okay. Is that inaccurate? I mean,

what other thing could there be? If Mr. if Dr. Girl talk, if DJ dead mouth wanted to really

save us time, he wouldn't do a mash up for each holiday. There would be a single,

almost like happy birthday, ask tune. That would just you would just do at any kind of holiday

celebration. And it would just be like, you know, it's time to celebrate, feel, feel, it's time to

feel good. But then like Halloween, that's kind of weird. Right. Oh, what have we just made it like,

it's time to observe. Oh, that's good. It's not a normal day. Unless you do wish. Oh,

for some people and some days, just some days overlap. Let's not cut them out. Everybody's

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