MBMBaM 160: The Ballad of Dunkleman

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2013

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We return, refreshed from a week of mixed drinks and dolphin kisses. This episode benefits from that refreshment, as we spend no small amount of time talking about dolphin kisses, which are probably the best kisses imaginable. Suggested talking points: Dolphin Heavenmobile, Tats, Eye Viscera Brothers, Yakov Smirnoff's Jerk-Off Haus, Sharknado IP Theft, Wallet Chain, 5'10" Hops, Vices

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.
0:44.1	Welcome to my brother, my brother, me, and a vice-show for the Majin era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
0:49.2	I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.
0:55.5	Why? Why?
0:57.6	Why are you doing?
0:58.5	How could this?
0:59.6	It's how I commune.
1:01.8	It's how I commune with my dolphin brethren.
1:04.5	No, I'm Griffith McElroy, I know baby brother.
1:07.6	That's why are you communing with dolphins?
1:11.6	You know how there's a type of people in the world who have a chance encounter with a dolphin,
1:22.6	and then that's their whole lives.
1:25.0	Usually they're an art teacher.
1:30.4	I did not know until I had a chance encounter with a dolphin that I'm one of those people,
1:34.4	and now I'm all about that endless ring of light.
1:36.8	Is that what a blowhole is?
1:40.7	I guess it's a novel.
1:43.1	Maybe you should go to a library.
1:45.4	I think in that dolphin doesn't he swim through endless rings of light?
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