The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello everyone, welcome to my brother and brother made advice show for the modern era.

Before we get into the advice this week, just want to give a huge welcome, a welcome aboard

to the new official house chef for my brother and brother made productions, Mubim Ben Prad,

Miss Pollydine, Bella of the South.

God, these craft services are hard to get through.

They require a cream lasagna is delicious.

There's a lot of chewing, a lot of crunching, a lot of snapping and smacking of the jaws and gums.

Carnival of textures. Now I know what you're wondering friends at home.

Pollydine, she's a big it. Yeah, wait. That's exactly right. She is. You are correct.

You are correct about that. Although, you know, I'll see you did with us use a couple.

What are words? We give words their power. You know what I mean?

We give words their power. And for us, the words have given us the power to get Pollydine at

an extreme discount. It's we're talking about extreme restraints, coupon code,

sexabunga levels of of cheapness. Just really a great value. It's sort of a house strategy here,

my brother and my brother and me. We employ famous racists. That's kind of our thing because

once they're outed as like really racist, see, we're all white. So it's not as much of a thing

where we're afraid they're going to malign us. Right. Because we know we can get away with it

ultimately because of our obscene privilege. Exactly. So with our with our straight white

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