The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, here we are. My brother, my brother and me, we have made a replacement in

the lineup unprecedented. I'm still here. I'm still just McElroy the oldest brother.

I'm here. Also, I haven't changed. I'm the baby brother, Griffin McElroy.

But I'm new, baby. It's an old fat pipes, McElroy.

Listen to that sound. Listen to the crispness you can hear every bit and bite, every zero, every one.

Travis, I feel your resonance right now. That's why you should, Justin. I'm sitting

and getting through the fatest pipes. The bases are lower, the trebles, our treb...

treb... treb... treb... lear. Uh-huh. Uh, Travis, you were previously on an internet that I was

wondering if you could share the name of that with everybody. Uh, the name of that internet was

Zoom Town, for the time I like to call it my first internet. You finally decided to see your

grandchildren had told you about email so much. Did the modem that came with Zoom Town

look like an old, like, Nick Toon's alarm clock? It was actually steam powered.

It okay. It did. It looked like it was made out of foam. It did. I uh, I wanted to share this,

this is what you guys before we got started in the show. I was just dipping in to uh, to check

out our show notes into my email. And I got an email from Amazon alerting me that they had uh,

refunded me as part of a price matching. They had refunded to me for a sense on a game. And I just

want to say Amazon, if you're listening, you can just keep that in for just have those four cents

for Amazon. Yeah. Amazon, you do a lot for us and you can just have the four cents. Am I on

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