The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello everyone, and welcome to the event you've waited for all year long.

The season finale of my brother, my brother, and me is here.

I'm both your dad's. I've been both your dad's this whole time.

Griffin reveals and embarrassing. It's not embarrassing. I'm so proud of you too. I love you so much.

Every week you come out here and you do your best and I love you so much and I'm your dad.

Wait, so then who's the guy that's been claiming to be our dad? He's your grandpa.

Who will live? Who will live? We all live. We all live.

We all live. Who will be sick? Travis will get sick. I would bet Travis. I know this about.

Who will suffer from all new year? I know this about you too because I'm your proud dad and

Travis gets sick more than you just. That is true. My dad is younger than I. Yeah, it's when I was

terminating. Reality bends around on itself and the advice show for the modern era.

I can't believe people are going to have to wait all summer long for these answers to be revealed.

To be fair, we'll do our reruns during the summer to a couple of like summer specials.

God's too. This is a big bunch of bullshit about ghosts and horses and shit. I've heard this one

before. We got to get our episode right off to a hundo so we can get in Cindy. That's true.

We can do a couple episodes over the summer where the few of us go to work at a beach resort.

And it's a little bit out of the normal setting. Then one of us ends up falling in love with

the resort owner's daughter and then hilarity ensues because she thinks that we're just a preppy

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