The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello friends, welcome to my brother and my brother me and advice show for the Modrenera.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy, and we are California bound. California!

That's it! Beautiful. A natural phantom planet soprano. Thank you. Travis, when you said you were

going to get a castration for this episode, I doubted you. And now I am completely and utterly doubting you.

I had it reversed. I don't think that can... I don't think you can transplant that particular go

hand. I did, and then I had it put back. Right, that's what a transplant is, and I'm saying that

that's not. It wasn't really a transplant because I didn't have it switched out with anything.

It was more just like a brief hiatus. I don't, but again, I don't think you can pause the existence of

your of your don of your donger. No, I don't know. I want to give some free advice to people about

packing. Okay. You... Mrs. Stark, the advice earlier than we normally do, but you should... the first

thing you pack should be the last thing you'd want to ask someone at the front desk for. And in my case,

that's always preparation age. That's the number one thing that I always pack first and make sure

it's in there. Justin Rap, a... Justin's luggage could be characterized by the number of shame

cubbies built into it. Oh man, it's secrets upon secrets upon secrets. It's like, you know, that movie

heavyweights when they're like, all right, let me check your bunk for food, and then you check

it's the bunk for food, and I'm like, no food here. And then I leave, and then these fat fox

pull lifesavers and gummy candies and snacky treats out of every orifice of their luggage,

and their beds in the furniture in the room. That's pretty much the... Mine's like that, but for

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