The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

All aboard, money car. We can't fit more than like three people in a car.

As a trolley pulling in the station, it's made of money.

How about this? I like this analogy better.

Ticket please, because you've been riding our comedy train for three fucking years,

and if you don't hand me that ticket, we're going to throw you off. We'll ban your IP.

Hey, it's me, the Piper. What's up? Hey, Piper's here. It's me, Piper Parabo.

Time to pay for your favorite comedy podcasts. Thanks, Billy Piper.

Cincerely, celebrity endorser, Billy Piper. This is a good one.

Billy Mays, Billy Mays here for a new product that you've been using for three years.

I'm come back from the dead. I'm a spectral form now to tell you

you've been listening to this podcast for three years. Time to chunk up the change.

Is that it? Time to chunk up the change with my brother, brother, brother, me.

Special Pledge Drive podcast. It's time to pay the Piper.

We got a big show for you today, we bet. As we record it, I'm sure its size will be

revealed to us. It will be big. Do you guys want to say anything on the podcaster?

I just, guys, thank you so much for your support, because I'm assuming that you heard on Twitter

that it was Max Fun Drive time, and you immediately clicked the link, and you immediately just dropped,

you just immediately jumped us right there, right down the spot. You plunked it down.

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