MBMBaM 147: The Legend of Corn Cob Boy

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2013

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Happy Week Two of Max Fun Drive 2013! Have you donated yet? If so, we'll provide you with a special version of this episode, edited to remove all onomatopoeic egg sounds and Jaleel White impressions. Suggested talking points: MBMBMaM 3D IMAX Re-Release, The J Files, Fast Food Bathroom, Incredible Inedible Egg, Straight Shooting, Krav McGraw, Anger Surrogate, Monstro Slash-Fic, Sonic Slash-Fic

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:47.3	Laysie is jumping Jurassic Park is back in IMAX in 3D and to pay homage to the return of
0:58.0	John Hammond's dream. We are broadcasting this special Max Fun Drive episode of my brother,
1:02.5	my brother, my brother me in IMAX and 3D and what's the box?
1:11.8	Jody. What's the box? Tesseract sound.
1:19.2	The sound folds the space between your ears. We got D-Box.
1:25.8	And also lasers.
1:29.2	It's much like the Jurassic Park relaunch. It's the same fucking movie.
1:36.1	So yeah, I guess $13 for a ticket for a movie I already saw.
1:41.8	Did you change anything? Did you change anything?
1:43.3	It also be a lot more laughable now whenever they talk about hacking and her computer skills
1:47.8	and the internet. What's that? Oh, it knows.
1:51.8	Reading the fucking reviews of this 40-year-old movie that has been re-released.
1:58.0	This is an excerpt from Richard Corleys Time Magazine's movie critic.
2:02.7	The 3D process adds not just dimension but depth. A technological extension of cinematographer Greg
2:08.0	Toland's deep focus innovations in the grapes of wrath and citizencane.
2:11.6	The change in perspective creates greater intensity.
2:14.6	Thanks, Dick. How's the fucking dinosaurs?
2:17.0	How do they look?
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