The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Pass the dutchie is time for Passover. Let him do it. Pass the dutchie is time for Passover.

With me, the honorable rabbi, Justin Macroi. You're grace. You're grace. Yes, yes my son.

Please do pass the dutchie. I'll pass the dutchie. It's the 15th of, today's the 15th of

Nissan, everybody. That means it's Passover time. Pass it over here. That last...

Dutchie is a weed, right? It's like a jazz cigarette. That is very different from Passover,

which here is the literal thing that I found just now when I was researching Passover to make

sure my goose were not only insightful but relevant. It's the blood on the door, right?

Or the white paint? What was it? It's a red door and you want it painted black.

Fox News says, why is Passover the most celebrated Jewish holiday in America?

Fox News answers, simply put, like America itself. Passover is about freedom.

Because Passover rules and eagles and stuff. That's over rules, put a firecracker in your butt,

eat some cake, it's Passover time. Fuck yeah, Passover. Get ready to get past over Nazis.

Is that freedom? The freedom to not be murdered by an agent of the Lord? Is that what?

That's the... You know the freedom was it was freedom from the Pharaoh, right?

From the Egyptians, right. But some folks got wrecked, right? Because it was the plagues and shit.

Oh yeah. All the Egyptians. It was a freedom from having to look at all the Egyptians first born

children. I'm sick of look at all these fat ugly little kids. Fat Derek. I wish an angel would come

now, flaming sword. I wish there would be a great reaping. Hey, pass that Dutch.

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