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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 139: Minority Groundhog Report

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2013

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Art thou brave enough to conquer the latest episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me? Dost thou possess the constitution to bear our sports references? Can you survive Justin's truly horrific audio quality? You cannot. You have died. Suggested talking points: Puppy Bowl XFL, Co-Worker in the Iron Mask, Valentine Minefield, Homemade 24, Love in a Hopeless Place, Oh No, Undergroundhog

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:44.1

Welcome to my brother's name. My name is Michael from the Moderna era. I'm your oldest brother,

0:48.1

Justin McElroy, and we are all a fever for Super Bowl Sunday. Big, big games. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:56.5

Big games. The commission, the commission might be listening because God knows he's not busy

1:04.4

governing the rules of the NFL, right guys? Right. I'm not referring them too much, depending on

1:10.8

what the popular wisdom is. That touchdown in that Broncos game was highly suspect.

1:18.1

I'm just excited to see a lot of people say they watch the Super Bowl for the commercials. I

1:22.9

watch it for the concussions. I want to see someone have some lasting damage. Sure. I watch it for

1:28.3

those awesome plays where like the dude can't get over the line so like he dives over everyone.

1:32.5

God, those are awesome. I love those divers. I love the plays where a shirtless man runs out of the

1:38.7

stands and has soy bomb right now. Nice. Nice. And dances around midfield. That's a real shame that

1:44.3

that is your wheelhouse, Justin, because that is not that's an incredibly rare. It's like

1:50.0

I watch the big game specifically through the star's bangle banner.

1:55.5

Drop it in the office this year. I have no idea. So you don't really know. No, I like to surprise

2:00.0

myself with it. It's actually I try not no spoilers. You know what I mean? They're going to wheel out

2:04.4

a small television of a pre-recorded video Beyonce singing it. Now are we going to have I know

2:10.7

that there's a tradition of sort of supplementary bowls. Oh yeah. There's of course the mud bowl.

2:16.6

I'm way more excited for the puppy bowl. Oh the puppy bowl. I didn't know they're still doing that.

2:21.8

Yeah, they're doing it. And now they have I think this year they have like piglet cheerleaders

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