The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother's name. My name is Michael from the Moderna era. I'm your oldest brother,

Justin McElroy, and we are all a fever for Super Bowl Sunday. Big, big games. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Big games. The commission, the commission might be listening because God knows he's not busy

governing the rules of the NFL, right guys? Right. I'm not referring them too much, depending on

what the popular wisdom is. That touchdown in that Broncos game was highly suspect.

I'm just excited to see a lot of people say they watch the Super Bowl for the commercials. I

watch it for the concussions. I want to see someone have some lasting damage. Sure. I watch it for

those awesome plays where like the dude can't get over the line so like he dives over everyone.

God, those are awesome. I love those divers. I love the plays where a shirtless man runs out of the

stands and has soy bomb right now. Nice. Nice. And dances around midfield. That's a real shame that

that is your wheelhouse, Justin, because that is not that's an incredibly rare. It's like

I watch the big game specifically through the star's bangle banner.

Drop it in the office this year. I have no idea. So you don't really know. No, I like to surprise

myself with it. It's actually I try not no spoilers. You know what I mean? They're going to wheel out

a small television of a pre-recorded video Beyonce singing it. Now are we going to have I know

that there's a tradition of sort of supplementary bowls. Oh yeah. There's of course the mud bowl.

I'm way more excited for the puppy bowl. Oh the puppy bowl. I didn't know they're still doing that.

Yeah, they're doing it. And now they have I think this year they have like piglet cheerleaders

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