The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome my brother, my brother, we have an exciting opening plan for you.

For the first time in history, we're going to be attempting our first interactive

choose your own opening. We have three different selections on tap for you today.

One is this is our 100th Max Fun Show. Second is X Games. This is good. That one's mine and it's

going to be the best. Third is our Nani's birthday is today. We have three options. If you look

underneath your chair or car, just let it go. Don't look underneath your jogging pants.

Don't get in there, but don't get in there in your butt. You should find a three tiered button

knob dial that you can turn to whichever choice you like. Go ahead and do that now and we'll see

how those come up. Please be careful. You can also text I like number two.

Number five. If you text that to everyone you know, then that will tell you where in your phone

somewhere. And if not, it will phone tree back to us. I'm looking at the results coming in here.

Happy birthday, Nani. Happy Max Fun Birthday. But I look like the winner is X Games.

All right. Here we go. Okay. Welcome my brother and my brother me. The X Games of Comedy.

I'm your host. Super spike Justin McRoy. I'm your middleist host. Sean White.

I am your baby host. I'm Tony Hawk. The only one I know, guys, I'm sorry. It's the only one I know.

It's the only one. Get out of here. Oh man. Me and Sean White are trying to carve up some snow.

Do you guys have a comedy stunts planned for your X Games episode?

I was going to a snowboard off of Bob Newhart's face.

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