The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me an advice show for the modern era,

and welcome to this very cash exploratory meeting of the papal council.

Let's not make a big deal out of it, you know. It's a new era, you know what I mean?

It's a Sunday brunch meeting. Just put that ball in.

That magic firewood away that makes the signal smoke come out.

Yeah, it's actually the same dust they used in our Euphrates of the Dark.

Exactly. It's literally your midnight society dust.

Pick up that mimosa and let's just let's just freewheel and chat about it.

I'm Justin McElroy. I'm the oldest brother and sort of the senior member of this

advisory council. Is that fair?

And I'm Travis McElroy, your middle-est brother, and I just ordered us a round of virgin bloody

marries. Oh, that sounds great. I'm the baby brother,

Griffin McElroy, and let's get rolling with this papal smear. Yeah. I'm just going to start.

I feel like we should just throw some names out there, spitball it, and sort of see

where we're at. Okay, let me just kick it off, super cash me.

Okay, let me just get that name out there.

Feel like it's kind of top of mind right now, and we're all sort of dancing around it.

I figure let me just throw those bones right now. Yeah, I appreciate just cut through the

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