The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the garden. The internet's number one resource for

swinging adults, the swinging lifestyle, and all the stuff that goes in between. I am your

pleasure, Guardian Bruce Brucein. I can't do this. And I'm Hank the spank tank jankers,

and Hank is Lee. We did talk about trying to keep the volume down. We have a lot of

things. I'm excited about fucking other people's wives, perseys. Sure, sure. Sure, it's understandable.

Who could be why who wouldn't be excited about this hour? Here's your first Hank spank tank,

jankersense pro tip. Find the best but you can. Best find the best but in the room and just

get it and have it. Of course that is with consent. Maybe that butz on a man, Hank can't hear the

judge. Well, we should all be open. I think to different possibilities. There's a lot of

liberation in that and accepting. I think I walked in the wrong recording booth.

Well, we will clear out soon. We know that the brother brother, brother chat. Yeah, brother

chat is supposed to be man. You're going to want to get a squeegee in here man before you start

recording because there is. There's some lead things. Brother chat is actually the number two

podcasts we're swinging adults and everything in between. So I'm sorry, was it Travis? Yes.

Travis, if you just step out of this recording studio head down the hall. I'm sure you'll find

the guy you're looking for. Okay, click. Man, that guy with the suction cup shoes.

He really freaked me out. I was trying to do a little little, a little, a little

prairie home companion sound effects. So, Foley, I liked it. This is my brother,

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