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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 133: Candlenights the IIIrd

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2012

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

As with past installments in our annual Candlenights spectacular, we've managed to talk to one another for an entire hour without cursing, so it's good to share with the fam. Well, we actually cursed a lot. But we edited that out. Suggested talking points: Holiday MagiQuest, A Collander of DVDs, The Buckiverse, Frosty the Homunculus I Made Out of Wet Sand, Book in a Sock, Two Turntables, Tim Curry's Pokemon Treats

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0:00.0

Hey folks, Griffin here.

0:02.2

It's that time of year again, a special special time of year where you can gather the whole family around the jam box

0:08.3

And you can play this most most precious candle nights episode of my brother my brother me

0:15.1

We promise we're gonna keep it clean cleaner even the nearest before

0:19.8

When we didn't actually keep it all that clean, but this time we mean it you know we're good for it

0:24.3

So listen ahead with Virgin years

0:27.5

That was that was gross, but that was the last gross thing that we're gonna say on the show on the whole episode

0:35.0

I guarantee it come come round Papa

0:37.8

ma'am

0:39.3

Daddy there's two dads there's two dads and one mom in this family. It's a great. It's a great and crazy family

0:45.3

Come round everyone gather round for my brother my brother me's third annual candlelight spectator

1:15.3

Over the hill

1:20.3

Lardy Lordy look who's 40

1:22.8

What do you mean it's Jesus's birthday?

1:26.7

He's getting up there. I see what you did there one more birthday one year closer to death and then life again

1:33.2

Right after it like three days afterwards

1:36.4

Happy birthday Jesus hey, it's Jesus's birthday

1:39.9

Oh, the way it's actually it's probably a lot of people's birthday. It's right a lot of bills were they is mainly Jesus birthday

1:45.2

Here my brother my brother me can't I spectacular what a bummer must have been

1:49.3

Wouldn't you know the years are counting down to you piecing like his 33rd birthday his 32nd birthday was at one

1:58.3

Like he had to know something was up now Justin you and I both know that that is not the way that the Roman calendar works sure

2:05.0

It is it's how it's what what is it why is it one?

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