The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome, my brother and my brother and me, and a vice chef for the modern era. I'm your

oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle, this brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your sweet, sweetest,

candy pie baby brother, grew up in McElroy. All right, this is the birthday episode.

Well, we already did that. No, no, no, no, well, this episode will recap in the birthday.

Oh, that'll be fun for me again for the second week in a row. Fun for me, and applicable, and fun.

I cannot tell you how buckwild it has gotten in the mailbox in the, in the, in the email,

brother and brother email box. We got a, a, a magazine from Galei Ali and a, a Madlib's book and

$15 in Stone Cold Cash. Like we should be taking it. Yeah, just like five, three, five dollar bills

in an envelope. Oh my god, it's like a memo, president. Is Galei Ali? Has she secretly been our memes?

This whole time or meme, I have one picture of a, of a guy dressed like a pharmacist. And on the back,

it has the words pill monkey scared written on it. Okay. So that's cool. Got to watch out for

fireballs postcard or podcast. The way the podcast is called watch out for fireballs. And they say

this as a gift postcard. Yeah. An ad. Maybe, maybe they just tricked me. Oh, damn it. Joshua

and Noah, Noah's sent us anthrax by which I mean the greatest hits of anthrax. Oh,

God. I think I would rather just have the anthrax. Oh, we got a wedding invitation.

Anywhere close by to any of the places that we live? No, this is to Chicago. I'd go back to

Chicago for a wedding. Okay. Well, you can go see Kristen Katowsky get married to Alistair Stewart.

This wedding invite is gorgeous. I wish you guys could see it. What's the fun? What kind of fun?

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