The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, welcome to my brother, my brother, me, and advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest

brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Chiboy.

Griffin, I'm Griffin the youngest brother of a tribe. Okay, Chiboboy. Thank you.

I don't understand. Can you walk me through this forest that I all of a sudden find myself?

Here's the thing, Griffin. Okay. You know, I'm working on this whole, you know, working on a new

me for 30, you know, and I decided to reinvent myself as a hip-hop personality. Okay.

You know, I'm not going to say like a hip-hop like music star anything, because I have like zero

of musical talent, but I just want to be like that dude who danced with the umbrella in the

Andre 3000 videos. And kids love, kids love that motherfucker. They love that far and

so fast. Yeah. Now, can you walk me through kind of a, I find myself a kind of a spelling

quandary. Can you walk me through? Yeah. Thank you, Justin. It's C-H apostrophe A apostrophe B-O-I.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm from the context. It's your boy. Now, at first blush, you might think it's

just a boy, but it's, it's really just one fluid motion like throwing a baseball. Sure, boy.

Okay. There might be an oom lot in there too. I haven't decided yet. I've got a marketing

team working on it. Oom louts are really big right now. Kids fucking love oom louts and they love

people dancing with umbrellas. Fucking love people dancing with oom louts. That'd be a great,

that'd be a great pull out of dual video. Just her dancing with an oom lout. Yeah, or a cartoon cat.

Hey, happy Frank's giving, y'all. I, hey, I'm happy Thanksgiving to you,

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