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My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2012

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

We suggest you take the proper precautionary measures to fend off the unseasonal chill that's swept this country of ours. Maybe wrap yourself in a Sheetz quilt, or just let us whisper into your ears for 10 uninterrupted minutes. Suggested talking points: Gas Station Blanket, Quad City Gangbang, Sexy Dan Ackroyd, Honeyhands, Noodling the Loaf, Two on the Floor, Weed Whispers

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.
0:44.1	It's my brother, my brother and me, and there's a chill in the air.
0:49.6	Really? It's my brother, my brother, and me.
0:54.4	And the ruffles have ridges.
0:56.2	Ruffles have ridges, and there's a chill in the air.
0:58.9	Because, really?
0:59.6	Yeah, my bones.
1:01.6	My bones.
1:01.6	My bones.
1:02.4	That's so cold, oh my god.
1:04.8	Why can't I feel temperature in my bones?
1:06.8	Oh, you know what, I bought my wife at a blanket at the gas station, this 599.
1:14.5	It looked kind of like a baha, and she tried to snuggle her up in it, she said that it smelled like tires.
1:23.8	So I had to wash it off.
1:25.8	Of all the places that make it.
1:28.0	Madden, you go away, hold on.
1:29.9	Did you go to the gas station to buy a blanket?
1:32.3	That's the question.
1:33.6	Was it your blanket destination?
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