The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my brother, my brother and me. This is an election alert.

Trabbit scandal, scandals and scams here on the political front. My brother and me,

gate 2012 election hearing. Ladies and gentlemen, all we've heard from the politicians is that they

want us to rock the vote. Get out there and rock the vote. Rock the vote, baby. Rock the vote.

Don't tip the vote over. Inspired by their, their pleas, we brothers decided to make an effort.

And for the first time in our adult lives, vote for a presidential candidate. And we were barred

from vote. I showed up my polling place. And I was like, I'm ready to punch my ticket for

the campaign that you the listener want me to vote for. Just they said this is a Kentucky

fries chicken sir, please get out. They said this is an elementary school that is currently in session.

You cannot be here right now. Oh, barring my voting. Can I please have a super donut?

Right. As long as I'm here at this school, not that it will in any way quelch the injustice.

No. That has has quelch is quelch. Quelch is sure.

Well, squelches when I think it's like the form where people eat poop. Okay. So listen,

well, and you, you, you, you, you, here's what I'm, oh, God. Here's what I'm concerned about.

More than I am concerned, obviously, that I don't get to participate in our nation's greatest

franchise. There it is. That's the big one. Second big one is that J's told me, I'm going to

fucking die now. I'm going to fucking die because he offered me a choice and it was vote or die.

Is it J's? J's it's short for J's the nation said you can't vote, Gryffin and by the nation,

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