The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there

will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother and me, and a vice show for the modular.

We're about to find out what's in the box.

What's in the box?

I got a box and now I'm opening it and I want to know what's inside.

Griffin, what's in the box?

I'm using it in my car keys and it's not good.

Let's take guesses what's in the box. Is it an exciting product from extreme restraints?

A death wish.

No, because I'm afraid of my penis.

I'm afraid of what it might do one day.

Your penis is a death wish?

No, you're taking people out of Sonic and Journey with these box cut noises.

This is like that thing at coastline where you put the headphones on and sat in the dark room

and listen to the people walk through the haunted house.

This is like radio lab, but instead of talking about emotional science, I'm opening up.

Oh, it's a high definition webcam. That's not interesting.

One of the bad things about using Amazon Prime for all your purchasing is that every once in a

while you'll excitedly open a downy ball. Something I learned today when I excitedly opened

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