The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my brother, my brother, me, where we have sprung into fall.

Is that we've sprung a leak? I fell into fall. You trip forward. Hold on, because in the fall

that we reach for fall, we missed it. There's a lot of leaves and branches and debris on the ground,

and so you slip and trip forward into the fall hour, and then in the spring, you have to wind

the springs of your clock backwards. I will make a confession for you right now. Everyone has

that childhood, that fun childhood memory of their, their poppy or their people who's

breaking up a big pile of autumnal leaves and leaping into that pile. I have no memory of ever

doing that, and I am worried the ship has sailed. I am worried that if I were to now leap into a pile

of leaves, I would be perhaps given a lollipop. Now what you do is you you break up the pile of

leaves and then you just like slowly lay down in it and go to sleep. Yeah, it's a good, it's a good

place for a nap or actually not because one time the last time I jumped into a pile of leaves in

Iarnton, Ohio, a spider bit me right on the hand and it swelled up and I never even looked at

leaves ever again. I can't look at leaves. Take note Iarnton, Ohio. Just full of spiders. Yeah,

you're on watch. You're on notice from Griffith. Because of the spiders. For the racments.

I think the true celebration is the arrival of the PSL in your closest SB.

It's better. Can I tell you? Ticker than ever. Can I tell you guys? I hate to make this

confession to you, but for me in my heart in terms of fall beverage consumption, the PSL has

been dethroned. It's been dethroned by the SCM. I'm salty caramel macchiato. Salsa caramel mocha.

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