The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm live from the floor of the Republican National Convention,

and Griffin, I understand that you just got back from Mexico. I couldn't decide which one to do.

I suppose. We got to use a fisherman's knot to weave these two things together.

I couldn't pick one to do, so I did them both that we said.

Okay, here it is. I've got it. You ready? I just saw a headline that says the GOP is

down going after women and Latinos. Griffin has a Mexico. Let me tell you.

So now my brother and my brother and me is going after Latinos.

Griffin, I understand that you actually had a stipulation that you would only be exposed to

other Caucasians. That was the one rule in your travel. You were actually traveling from one

Caucasian bubble to another. That is true. And we blindfolded in between. Is that accurate?

It's not blindfolding. It's a blinders system. It's a pair of goggles they call it white vision.

It's complicated because they put these blinders on you and then each hallway that you walk down

in the resort has special lanes that you walk down. So the blinders shut out, the far left and

right lanes, which really saves you from a lot of hassle vis-à-vis non-whites.

Which is very much how the Republicans may view the world.

Okay. This is good. This is good. This is political and international.

I'll be the footnotes at the bottom of the king to pull it back to the Republican National Convention.

I'll tell you this much. When I was sitting on those silky alabaster beaches,

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