The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my brother, my brother, me. We're welcoming back

international advice correspondent Griffin McElroy from the Guten Morgen from the shining

the sandy shores of Germany. My name is Griffin. Wow. They don't say my over there. They say

mine is like the most confusing thing about their language and culture, so that then everything.

Some of the now Griffin, did you enjoy any international cuisine? I ate literally the same

kind of schnitzel two days in a row. That's sort of my steas when it comes to international travel.

Keep in mind, this is the first time that I've done it. So I was really sort of setting the boundaries

for myself, but I ate a schnitzel with mushroom sauce and french fries on it, and then I second night,

like night right after that. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and have that same thing.

Now Griffin, you didn't drink the water over there, did you?

They don't have the water actually. They don't have any water. It's all distilled locker.

It's like Dubai over there. It's pretty crazy. Now Griffin, many people on this podcast think that

schnitzel is like a crepe or burrito because they're an idiot if you think that.

If you think it's a sausage, it's like a breaded like a pork chop.

I literally had to tell Travis what it was right before we started this game.

I'm like Griffin, you were supposed to tell him. I don't know. I still don't know.

You haven't cleared it up for me at all. It's like a fried it's like a fried.

It's like a you know how you remember when you were a kid and you got fun okay.

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