The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there

will know how cool they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Nobody that can't believe Jamaica's got a running team. Lazy German against all odds,

and probably Jamaica has won the little country that could. Jamaica has won all three medals

in the 200 meter dash. It's a real underdog story, Justin, because of course the favorite was

the runner from Switzerland. Sure, right. Because of the hills. Yeah, and barely got beat out by the

Jamaican three. Now, it's real. You don't think about that, but it is hard to learn how to run without

certain natural aspects of the environment. Like hills, like the snow makes it hard.

Like, you really have to train your legs, your glutes, and your crutes to really get your legs

up and over those snowmounds. Now, Travis, I understand that this Jamaican running team,

which did take all three medals in the 200 meter dash, I understand it was coached by John Candy.

Now, how and or why? Well, how is the big question here, Justin, because as you know, he's dead.

Sure. And he's been dead for quite some time now. So mostly they just watched wagons east over

and over and over again while they were running. They set up like a vid screen in their running

complex to watch wagons east. If you'll remember, there is that one scene in wagons east,

where John Candy and Matthew Perry have to run away, I'm not thinking of the right movie.

Nope, not in the least. You're thinking of Shanghai noon.

Now, what movie is it that you're thinking of? You're thinking of almost heroes.

Oh, no. Oh my god. I made a farly handy goof.

In case anyone was wondering, almost heroes was another movie poster. I had on my wall for a long time.

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